• gedaliyah@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    Gee whiz, I’m a cryptic ass-eating turtle demon of the river! Now I’ll be remembered for millennia as “that weird creature with the bald haircut.”

    • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works
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      9 hours ago

      On the bright side, you can now steal people’s souls from their buttholes. (I’m not kidding, that’s a thing kappas do, look it up)