Gee whiz, I’m a cryptic ass-eating turtle demon of the river! Now I’ll be remembered for millennia as “that weird creature with the bald haircut.”

And all the prices lowered upon our house

Fish still breathe with their gills, right? It really doesn’t seem like there should be enough dissolved oxygen in water.

Don’t you want to just be sure? Go on, check. I won’t tell anyone.

Here’s a related question… Why is Elon Musk demanding a massive cash salary from the board rather than typical CEO compensation of stock and performance bonuses?

Likely, he understands that the company is massively overvalued due to his hype machine. He is cashing out before it fails.

As a plus, by manufacturing animosity between himself and the board, he is preloading the ammunition for when the company fails and discards him. When he leaves, the hype machine leaves with him. The stock will “crash” which really means returning to a sane market valuation. He can easily claim that the failure was due to the board interfering with his genius. The board members either know this, or are his lackies (or both). They will ride the wave along with him as long as they can.

In essence, we are witnessing the largest pump and dump scheme in history, and it is being done in the open.

It got better.

Where is the button to report unsee this?

Amazon is also an arrow that points from A to Z.

Remember, they used to be a bookstore.

Really interesting - I never used something like this but certainly see the value

Absolutely phenomenal. Great app, hosting, and development community.

It’s a good reason to start self hosting.

Patreon link

Joke’s on you, I’m into that.

Seems weirdly intermittent. I just ignored it and it still seems to be working. I just couldn’t play certain specific videos in certain windows. Once I opened it in a new window it seems to work, and now I know the settings I need to tweak

Unfortunately, I don’t think there is a mature enough FOSS video streaming platform. it turns out video hosting is really really expensive and complicated.

Super helpful. Thanks!

On mine I can just swipe the entire line to the right or left to delete.

Here’s a tip: if you have multiple children, split everything evenly no matter what. It doesn’t matter how good your reasoning is. It doesn’t matter if one kid is an addict, it doesn’t matter if one kid needs the money more. It doesn’t matter if one cares for you in your old age and the other disappeared.

No matter what.

You are inviting nothing but misery into ALL of your children’s lives by dividing it unevenly. No matter how reasonable it is to do something else, they will always tend to think that dividing the inheritance unevenly means that you loved them unequally.

I think there was a plan at one point, but yeah. Not one of OPs requirements, but something we should all consider.

The videos are going to go somewhere. YouTube is not ideal, and peertube is basically still closed unless OP is lucky enough to get onto a stable instance.

Vimeo is basically for corporate video hosting now. DailyMotion might be an option although I never really used it.

I’d guess odysee is one of the better alternatives

I’ve watched some things on odysee, but also heard some pretty problematic things. I don’t recall the details but I think they have had issues with filtering neonazis and something about sketchy ownership. Hopefully someone here will correct me.

That being said, there are some open source and privacy communicators there. Louis Rossman and Naomi Brockwell come to mind.

Coming in on his birthday

Wait, you have jobs where you don’t have to show up if it’s your birthday?

Its all fun and games until the Canadians show up.

Manual? Kids today would probably need a YouTube tutorial.

“Hey scuzbits! It’s me, Scuz! Today on ‘old ass cars’ we are looking at how to program this OLD ASS car radio. But first SMASH that subscribe button and ring the bell!”