BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agoHappy Father's Day.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up1628arrow-down128
arrow-up1600arrow-down1imageHappy Father's Day.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square38linkfedilink
minus-squareFancyPantsFIRE@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up64·2 years agoJokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope. From your most photogenic swimmer.
minus-squareParadachshund@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up24·2 years ago“Damn, look at the tail on that one!”
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 years agoEven in the old school way, this postcard is incorrect. The winner is rarely the fastest swimmer, as several sperm arrive at the egg before a single one is allowed inside.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoYeah, the egg decides who gets let in. “Happy Father’s Day from your most attractive (to Mom’s egg) swimmer”
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoJust saying, approximately 10% of IVF babies don’t have the genetics they think they do…
Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.
“Damn, look at the tail on that one!”
Even in the old school way, this postcard is incorrect. The winner is rarely the fastest swimmer, as several sperm arrive at the egg before a single one is allowed inside.
Yeah, the egg decides who gets let in. “Happy Father’s Day from your most attractive (to Mom’s egg) swimmer”
Just saying, approximately 10% of IVF babies don’t have the genetics they think they do…