alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year agoI just love painsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1507arrow-down114
arrow-up1493arrow-down1imageI just love painsh.itjust.worksalphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square29fedilink
minus-squarebleistift2@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down54·1 year agoOr – just a thought – you’re reasonably confident that the shit you wrote actually works.
minus-squarehstde@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up48·1 year agoOr - just a thought - don’t deploy on fridays.
minus-squareMaddier1993@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·1 year agoIf you think anyone can 100% guarantee shit won’t break, I have a bridge to sell you.
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·1 year agoOh, man, you seem to be new here. Welcome to software development!
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 year agoReasonably confident, yes. Fully confident, no.
minus-squareMaddier1993@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 year agoIf you sign here on this legal paper saying YOU will face consequences for a friday deploy then yes I will take you up on this
minus-squaredbilitated@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoI just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn’t get to knock off on time.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoLmao, so you’re not a programmer, are you?
Or – just a thought – you’re reasonably confident that the shit you wrote actually works.
Or - just a thought - don’t deploy on fridays.
Sounds reasonable.
If you think anyone can 100% guarantee shit won’t break, I have a bridge to sell you.
Oh, man, you seem to be new here. Welcome to software development!
Found the project manager.
Reasonably confident, yes. Fully confident, no.
If you sign here on this legal paper saying YOU will face consequences for a friday deploy then yes I will take you up on this
I just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn’t get to knock off on time.
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Lmao, so you’re not a programmer, are you?