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funny@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Oh yeah

i.redd.it

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Oh yeah

i.redd.it

funny@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    All I can think is that’s one bad misaimed diarrhea attack away from seriously needing reupholstering.

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      Someone never saw the very real toilet seat rugs.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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        You can wash those.

        • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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          *you can POWER WASH those

        • db2@lemmy.world
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          Not enough! 🤢

    • Echo5@lemmy.world
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      Spot clean only.

  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    “Go away! ’Batin’!”

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    I also like the contrast of how this luxurious item is in a bare concrete cell. Looks like the armrests need to be a bit higher to comfortably reach my elbows.

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    Where’s the leg rest and handle to raise them? This will go so well in my carpeted bathroom

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      This and I’d like to see a slight incline on the toilet seat towards the backrest.

      Seat better be heated.

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      It’s AI gen

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        No shit

  • Angel Jamie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    wtf i love ai art now

  • TubeTalkerX@kbin.social
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    I could see Elvis dying on this.

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      Someone DID see Elvis dying on this. That’s why it’s on sale at a reduced price.

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    Where was this when I was preparing for my colonoscopy? I’m serious. when you prepare for your colonoscopy you will also be inventing this lazy boy recliner toilet in your mind. although the butt needs to be in line with the backrest. And legs hiked up to a “squatty potty” position. This needs to be a standard piece of furniture for all people preparing for colonoscopies. Because you will be on the toilet for HOURS and the toilet seat needs to be even more cushioned, to avoid the bruises on the backs of your legs from sitting on the toilet for hours.

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    This indeed belongs to “Lemmy Shitpost”

  • not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world
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    Ok, but how much does it cost to keep clean?

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      It’s single use

    • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Yes.

  • dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Imagine cleaning the butt nuggets and inevitable shit smears off of leather! That’s luxury!

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    Comfy crap.

    Posh poo.

    Soft shit.

    Dapper dump.

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    Absolutely not.

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    So many nooks and crannies!

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      Yeah those will be fun to clean in a year or two

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    poopalounger.

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