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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Truly inspirational

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Truly inspirational

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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Anyone else a bit suspicious of a skinny chef?

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      Nah, most good chefs are cigarette addicted and depressed, that keeps them skinny

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        Most chefs I’ve known are addicted to a lot more than just cigarettes

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          And as an ex smoker I can tell you, cigarettes aren’t very good at keeping you skinny.

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            Quitting is pretty good at making you fat tho lmao (speaking from experience)

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          Work 18 hours, spend it on blow, crash in the alley by the dumpsters, wake up, work another 18 hours.

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        How do they taste anything? Smoking dulls your tastebuds.

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          Well I was in catering the owner was the taster and he didn’t smoke and drank only luke warm espresso in one gulp. I know because he explained it to me many times.

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      Yes very much so. There was this bakery I would go to when I was a teen who had the best chocolate chip cookies ever. The woman behind the counter stood taller than pretty much any woman I have ever seen and her obesity made me wonder how she could even stand.

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