Reheating seafood and chewing it open-mouthed.

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“Come in, come in! I was just thinking of you!”

They’re so comfortable, too.

A strobe light triggering an epileptic seizure, maybe? There was that one episode of the Pokemon cartoon that sent 600 people to the hospital.

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No. There are so many productive ways you could spend your time instead.

Same reason the US has the most prisons even though it’s aiming to be the freest country.

Excellent.

My first landlord gave me a plank to hold the door shut so he didn’t have to repair the lock and another plank to put over the hole in the bathroom floor that you could fall through to the foundations.

‘Safe’ living.

Abundance. Everything looks smaller in the rear view mirror. As someone who’s been in both decades, it actually feels a lot like the 80s all over again.

Is the US even a real place?

I can relate. You make a throwaway comment about how your wife doesn’t let you come with her to the hardware store because you’ll inevitably staple a finger to a display stand and someone always always replies to harrumph about wasting staples you obviously don’t plan to buy*.

*Example only. Srsy guys.

Absolutely!

Be sure to post later and let us know how it goes.

Without doubt.

Part 2: nope. Get used to changing babies.

Clearly they want you to stick your head up a bull’s hairy asshole and tell them about it. 😉

It doesn’t bother me. Sometimes it’s more useful to know what people think about issues surrounding the question than it is just to have the answer.

while I know it can happen, I haven’t had any taken from me since.

I had a couple hundred bucks worth of titles in my Amazon Digital Comics account when they shut all that down.

Is it possible you’re just viewing the world through kink-coloured glasses?

Traditionally, one person sips from the bottle, then shares with the homies via French kiss. More hygienic that way.