I think cats would have outrageously fake french accents.

Like they’re unironically wholesale swallowing cultural domination.

Did you somehow get the idea that northern hemisphere countries own Christmas traditions?

I’ve seen a mall Santa. He was inside, in the air conditioning, so I think he was okay.

After this exercise I’m left wondering how are new chips designed nowadays considering that there are billions and billions of microscopic transistors in a modern chip?

You have to use one, to design one.

Wire by Worthikids.

I’ll be honest - I don’t know if it’s a good song. I just know that self-animated music video changed my life.

It’s the I’m-pointing-at-you-with-a-pen-but-I-forgot-my-pen gesture.

How big should a burrito be?

Ordered a taco from a gourmet food truck on the weekend and the tortilla could have doubled as an eyepatch.

A hidden button pops out saw teeth at the edges and starts the whole thing spinning. I will wade through this storm, and it’s not raining.

Uplifting like a paper cut.

Nice to know that I shouldn’t try to identify with the harmless man just trying to make his own fun.

I agree that Morpheus doesn’t seem like a cold person. But he can’t let any of his crew return to the Matrix because the agents could perform one of their mind-bending interrogations on them and gather intel on Zion. Like Trinity showed us when Morpheus himself was captured - denying an asset to the enemy by yanking their plug out was standard procedure.

Duh. Why else go to space?

Haven’t heard of it.

Esperanto. It’s an artificial language designed to be easy to learn and communicate in. Although it’s worth noting that there are esperanto dialects and speakers of one don’t necessarily understand speakers of another.

“Imagine a hydra with an infinite number of heads. Some of the heads are arguing, some have got their necks knotted, and some are french-kissing. One of them is wearing a pirate hat.”

I think that would work best as a comic. The two movies are too different in tone to put on screen.

Last time I gambled I won $90. Figured I’d never get that lucky again and gave it up for good.

Alien (if you count the cat)

I count Ripley following protocol and refusing to open the airlock for a contaminated crewmate. If Ash hadn’t stepped in, the movie would have ended very differently.

Aliens. After Gorman’s breakdown, all the marines start taking orders from Ripley.

Money-saving hint: rocks also take acrylic paint well.