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Pop a couple of specific balloons and put yours in the middle.
Just go with the sixty and be all cute about it: “You’re 70??? No way, you can’t be a day over 60!”
Or turn the 6 into a 9 and come back in 20 years.
Or go with the “70 is the new 60” line
Peak helium.
70 is the ‘new’ 60
Change the small balloon for an “80” and the average will be correct.
