Been a couple of years, but here he is after he got out and the guy on the next street drugged him to take him off to the farm.

Lady called: “Is that your signs out ‘bout missin’ a pig? My lowlife nephew got him and is fixin’ to take him to the farm. You best hurry!”

Talked to the cops first because I didn’t want to go over there armed. Supervisor said just go ask, be cool, call us if there’s any hassle.

“BTW, you the guy that had a bear in his house last Christmas? I was on that call!”

Life in NW Florida. 🙄