Pigs are brilliant but pernicious structural engineers—as soon as they have access to ground next to a building, they set about devising ways to undermine its foundations.
It’s bad enough when it’s just barns and outbuildings, but if a pig gets loose in the center of a major city it’ll start toppling skyscrapers faster than Godzilla.
Kept a wild piglet I found for just a couple of hours. Goddamned animal almost got under my porch foundation. Pigs are mad strong and crazy smart. They will get what they want.
Pigs are brilliant but pernicious structural engineers—as soon as they have access to ground next to a building, they set about devising ways to undermine its foundations.
It’s bad enough when it’s just barns and outbuildings, but if a pig gets loose in the center of a major city it’ll start toppling skyscrapers faster than Godzilla.
Kept a wild piglet I found for just a couple of hours. Goddamned animal almost got under my porch foundation. Pigs are mad strong and crazy smart. They will get what they want.
I mean I had a golden that almost did that.