titty_wizard@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoJenson Huang ladies and gentlemenlemmy.worldimagemessage-square45linkfedilinkarrow-up1377arrow-down18
arrow-up1369arrow-down1imageJenson Huang ladies and gentlemenlemmy.worldtitty_wizard@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square45linkfedilink
minus-squarerem26_art@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up65·3 days agoif there was one affair on Monday, 2 on Wednesday, by Friday there will be 4. In about 2 months he’ll have had an affair with everyone on the whole planet and then some!
minus-squareFaceDeer@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up18·3 days agoGood thing we now have the technology to spin up arbitrary numbers of additional chatbots for him to have affairs with.
minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 days agoHey I’ll have an affair with him if it’ll get me a cheap video card
minus-squareyumpsuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoTrue love can only be rendered in 3Dfx Voodoo Graphics
minus-squarerem26_art@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agothings we have to assure the alien civilizations that are observing us of before first contact.
minus-squaresaigot@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 days agoUnfortunately as affair partners increases they’ll start quantum tunneling to each other. Jensen’s law is dead!
if there was one affair on Monday, 2 on Wednesday, by Friday there will be 4. In about 2 months he’ll have had an affair with everyone on the whole planet and then some!
This you? https://xkcd.com/605/
Good thing we now have the technology to spin up arbitrary numbers of additional chatbots for him to have affairs with.
Hey I’ll have an affair with him if it’ll get me a cheap video card
True love can only be rendered in 3Dfx Voodoo Graphics
Aww man the good ole days
affairs Georg is an outlier
things we have to assure the alien civilizations that are observing us of before first contact.
Unfortunately as affair partners increases they’ll start quantum tunneling to each other. Jensen’s law is dead!
Moore’s Hornylaw