OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agoGive. Me. My. Wish.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square42linkfedilinkarrow-up1564arrow-down113
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minus-squarecruseo@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up72·edit-25 days agoBecause that can go wrong in a lot of ways. Genies can be tricky.
minus-squareTheTechnician27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·5 days agoYeah, “infinite genie blowjobs” is begging to end up in a Twilight Zone porn parody.
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up18·5 days agoSeems like you’d get turned into a genie that can only grant wishes by giving blowjobs…
minus-squarecruseo@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoIt’s funny because that’s the first thing I thought of when I wrote my comment, lol
minus-squaredb2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 days agoOr “jeany” as in jeans, jeans rugburn it to a bloody nub.
minus-squareTrickDacy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 days agoI suppose? I thought that was more of a monkey’s paw thing though
minus-squarecruseo@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 days agoAnything that grants wishes doesn’t do it “for free“. Remember that when you’re blowing your candles out at your next birthday
minus-squareTrickDacy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 days agoSounds like you’ve been burned before. Was there a blowjob incident? Lol
minus-squarecruseo@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoWell, I’ve certainly wished for a blowjob and gotten more than I bargained for, if that’s what you’re wondering…
minus-squarecruseo@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·4 days agoNever have I had someone so unskilled nor unkind
Because that can go wrong in a lot of ways. Genies can be tricky.
Yeah, “infinite genie blowjobs” is begging to end up in a Twilight Zone porn parody.
Seems like you’d get turned into a genie that can only grant wishes by giving blowjobs…
It’s funny because that’s the first thing I thought of when I wrote my comment, lol
Or “jeany” as in jeans, jeans rugburn it to a bloody nub.
I suppose? I thought that was more of a monkey’s paw thing though
Anything that grants wishes doesn’t do it “for free“.
Remember that when you’re blowing your candles out at your next birthday
Sounds like you’ve been burned before. Was there a blowjob incident? Lol
Well, I’ve certainly wished for a blowjob and gotten more than I bargained for, if that’s what you’re wondering…
Those smartass genies…
Teeth? Teeth.
Never have I had someone so unskilled nor unkind