Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoWorks every timelemmy.worldimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up1298arrow-down14
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minus-squarecobysev@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·1 month agoMy favorite is, “Are you subscribed to my OnlyFans?” Not only stops the conversation, but they’ll avoid you for the rest of the night.
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month ago“Bingo! So how’d you train to carry 30-pound anal beads in your ass like that? I’m impressed!” You aren’t stopping me.
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoSo did all of the inmates get their own personal set of 30 pound anal breads, or did you all take turns practicing with one set?
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoWhat if they ask for the URL?
minus-squareramble81@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month ago“Oh shit, you have an OF? What’s the URL?”
My favorite is, “Are you subscribed to my OnlyFans?” Not only stops the conversation, but they’ll avoid you for the rest of the night.
“Bingo! So how’d you train to carry 30-pound anal beads in your ass like that? I’m impressed!”
You aren’t stopping me.
Learned it in prison.
So did all of the inmates get their own personal set of 30 pound anal breads, or did you all take turns practicing with one set?
What if they ask for the URL?
“Oh shit, you have an OF? What’s the URL?”