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minus-squareWiddershins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoPlease put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it. We don’t know where it has been.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoIt hasn’t been anywhere of note, I assure you. If you don’t believe me, look at my face.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoI only touch the plastic wrap.
Please put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it. We don’t know where it has been.
It hasn’t been anywhere of note, I assure you. If you don’t believe me, look at my face.
I only touch the plastic wrap.