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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago

Where my klitoris users at?

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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago
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    One of my personal hobbies is doing that to Velcro

    Oh you mean velcro?

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      Is this xerox a Canon?

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      See? It’s working.

      • borth@sh.itjust.works
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        That’s a brand??? Then what’s the actual thing called?

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          Hook and loop fastener or something long and unwieldy

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          Yeah most space age material names are. It’s dacron wrapped in mylar surmounted in inconel plated in clyno and attached with velcro. Which of those did I make up?

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            I know that Mylar, Inconel and Velcro are real, so it’s a toss-up between Dacron and Clyno.

            After consulting an online source, I vote that Clyno is the imposter.

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              I have only heard some old-fashioned sailors and marketing people call it Dacron, everybody else has settled on polyester

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                You’ll hear Dacron in the aviation industry, to refer to “naked cloth” coverings like you see on ultralights, in contrast to something like poly-fiber which is the modern equivalent of cloth and dope.

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