Tom Gauld | Bluesky
Transcript
A cartoon in which the speech bubbles are categorised by colour.
Panel 1: A man cooks dinner for a woman who is looking at his bookshelves. He calls from the kitchen”I hope you’re not judging me on my bookshelves?” (Blue) She replies “Haha, no!” (Orange)
Panel 2: She takes a book off the shelf and asks “Have you read all of these?” (Blue) He replies “Of course!” (Orange)
Panel 3: she leafs through the book and asks “Can I borrow this?’ (Blue) He replies “Sure, I love lending my books!” (Orange)
The key below explains that Blue represents a question and orange represents a lie.


That’s rather off putting, tbh. I’ve never lent a book hoping it would come back to me. I’m not some dewey decimal dragon jealous of a hoard of knowledge.
Maybe it’s as much to ensure that it’s no longer in their collection so they know to buy another should it not return.
If i want to give someone a book, I say I’m giving it to them. If we use the word “lend” I better fucking get it back.
Bad vibes
Guess who’s not getting lent any books…