This sounds like the kind of almost close-to-reality story an AI would tell

Ouch, her legs.

“Ugh I hate clam chowder. Its just hot ocean milk with dead animal croutons.”

Save it . . . forever? You mean until my monthly car repair, right?

The better question is whether police could use this as “consent” to search your vehicle.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky

Are just flying whales

I have no clue what is happening here.

Deleted my comment because you’re correct, I was reading it wrong. Thanks for the response.

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Who can afford a backup egg?

Lonely + people + butt naked = still lonely

The Backstreet Boys.

It’s ogle. Why does everyone spell it with two Os?

Completely normal. Also a good opportunity to practice the art of letting go.

Well

No need to censor, you can say A on lemmy.

Who tells men to be less masculine?

Please do not drag the same tired jokes over from reddit (e.g. broken arms). Stick around long enough to learn Lemmy’s tired jokes.

Same in Sync