Why would anyone censor asshole and not pineapple?

Don’t give me reasons to start smoking crack.

What a cruel world we live in where even smol cats need to find jobs.

Coffee messes with iron absorption.

A bit of market research showed that interest in Nintendo shifted slightly more towards boys. 55%‐45%.

Need a source on this. The more appropriate action in those days with those numbers would’ve been to sell a blue version to boys and a pink version to girls.

Not an expert, but that’s a Ken.

Alright, 25€$, but that’s my last offer.

Better than Dominion isn’t hard.

I used to use some felt-tip pens, perfect fit.

Just goes to show how insane society has become that you’d rather go to therapy than take a 29 day break by being lost at sea.

Honestly no, I think it’s worse here. I blocked so many communities because they’re just about US politics, but that stuff is still everywhere, even in generic meme communities.

In general, most words follow certain patterns, for example words ending in -ion are always feminine, -age is always masculine, most words that end in a consonant that is not “n” are masculine (la mort evidently doesn’t follow these patterns). For most words using the wrong article sounds unnatural to the trained ear. Most new words are either derived from old words and keep their gender or they are picked up from other languages and adapted to French either by sound or by meaning (only works if there’s already a french word with the same or similar meaning). Sometimes it’s undecided, for example le covid and la covid are both acceptable, personally I think it should be le as it sounds more natural.

Otorhinolaryngologist

Ot- => ear

rhin- => nose

laryng- => throat

or just ENT, I’ve heard that being used.

The noun death is always la mort (le petite morte as used by the other poster is just wrong). The dead person can be le mort (masculine) or la morte (feminine). The adjective for dead is mort for masculine and morte for feminine, as in l’arbre mort (the dead tree, masc.) or la fleure morte (the dead flower, fem.).

No, that would be la petite mort.

The Jungle Book (1967 version) on VHS.

Edit: I love how OP asked for DVDs and almost everyone responds with VHS. Maybe that’s a better system to group people into generations, VHS, DVD, streaming.

How to achieve peace in the middle east with this one trick.

Mètre.

Looks more like some variant of the Leopard 2.