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I’m convinced that grammar/ spelling people think God is an English teacher and his cock is a huge red pen. Grading other peoples work makes them feel power and proximity to the divine.
If a person sleeps with their boss to get ahead, that doesn’t make the person a slut, it makes the boss a sex offender.
Even the “sexy woman controls powerful man” narrative is about power dynamics and manipulation. Some men fear this for the same reason buglers always lock their doors.
If you get this joke, it’s time to schedule that colonoscopy.
Do you know the difference between an ironic bigot and an actual one? Me neither.
If your confused, look up irony poison. Ironic bigotry isn’t funny. If not by virtue of bad taste, then by virtue of being played to fucking death.
Patches are not the worst thing in the world. There was a Robocop game, I think for the NES. The developers didn’t have time to complete the 5th level, so they put a time limit on the 4th level that was impossible.
Imagine if Cyberpunk or No mans sky were final at launch.
Yea, it’s pretty lonely being an actual progressive on lemmy sometimes.
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Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•There is no reason for run-of-the-mill beat cops to have unlimited access to lethal weapons.English
31·5 days agoThere is no reason for a run-of-the-mill citizen to have access to lethal weapons.
I wonder how many people use the same password for email, bank, and Pringles.com. As much as I hate two factor auth, I gotta remember how dismal the security of passwords is in the wild.
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Games@lemmy.world•The Witcher 3's expansion reveal is scheduled for next monthEnglish
121·5 days agoI’ve never played the two original expansions. I pirated them, but never played. I purchased the “complete” edition from GOG, but still haven’t gotten around to it. What is wrong with me?
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Uplifting News@lemmy.world•Making synthetic fuels: a Swiss scientist's bid to decarbonise cars and planesEnglish
122·6 days agoEthanol has too low of an energy density; it’s a bad fuel. The only reason countries dilute gasoline with it is because the inputs are so heavily subsidized.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Microsoft has billions of dollars and thousands of people. So why is Windows still worse than Linux ?
9·6 days agoWindows is only like 10% of Microslops business.
John Cusack in ‘16 candles’: he was one of the nerd friends who takes pictures of the unconscious cheerleader. And Brad Pitt in ‘True romance’ he was the roommate who needed cleaning supplies.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•America and it's racism and Israel?
11·10 days agoThe other reason is the christian belief that the Rapture (and return of christ) cannot occur until the Jewish people return to isreal. It’s called christian zionism. Even as a child in the 90s in a roman catholic church we hear about how the jewish people were favored by god and we must support israel. I think the context of that was fundraising for settlement orgs.
Just wanted to expand on this. According to Revelation, in the end times 125,000 Jews will convert to Christianity and the rest will be “destroyed”. No more Jews. So Jesus is the answer… to the Jewish question.
Anyway, the Zionist/ Christian nationalist alliance is better explained by antisemitism than by Christian love, friendship, or solidarity.
The difference isn’t culture it’s gun laws and regulations. Gun control works.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is it reasonable to tell a person you once loved about the fact years later?
101·13 days agoYou can’t do love by yourself. What you experienced may seem profound, but it can’t be anything but myopic because it’s all in your imagination. This is like falling in love with a fictional character or a celebrity.
It’s the difference between sex and masturbation.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How accurate can your position be calculated from a photo of the sun you post online?
18·13 days agoThere was once a Japanese celebrity who’s stalker was able to find out her location by a street sign that was reflected in her eye. You don’t need an astrolabe to be a creep.








We are all ignorant, stupid.