I guess we got tired of hating on Skyler White and Jenny from Forrest Gump so we’re spinning the wheel and it turned up MJ from two Spidermans ago.

These ghouls made us all afraid to call an ambulance; they’re the real terrorists.

The point of sanctions is not to deny a country access to products. That would be impossible. The idea is that acquiring sanctioned goods is full of friction and expense.

Smugglers don’t offer 2day shipping or easy returns. It’s also ironically a good thing to see Western tech in Russian weapons because it implies that they can’t produce the tech themselves or buy it off China.

Everything special about this man was true when he still had an umbilical chord.

He and Trump are what happens to generational wealth. You have clever criminals like Trump’s dad and Grandad, and Joseph Kennedy, only for three generations to pass and your left with stupid criminals.

I think that the Trump and Kennedy names belong next to each other. Even if it does ruin the opera for rich cunts.

Online debate is fun. I don’t care if it falls short of solving the worlds problems.

https://nebula.tv/videos/lindsayellis-south-park

Stone and Parker are the embodiment of genX politics. That is the cynical mantra that people who believe in stuff are the real fools. And it doesn’t matter if you deny the Holocaust or advocate for green energy, in South Park you’ve committed the same sin.

Sure they make fun of Trump. But they also had an entire season devoted to frat-boy bullies and tyrants who advocated for inclusion, equity, and social justice. Because that’s a social problem in American and Matt & Tray simply have the courage to finally speak truth to power.

Oh, and meanwhile Global Warming is a hysterical myth that Al Gore invented.

When I worked at Blockbuster, I miskeyed almost every credit card number on new-member applications. The system didn’t authorize the cards, or even check if the number was valid.

At the end of every shift, the computer would attempt to charge late fees to the card on record if your balance was >30days old. The failure rate was high due to expired cards anyway, so nobody ever got suspicious.

Professional wrestling was all fun and games until it started airing on CSPAN.

quit to the main menu

Fuck you, I wanna quit to the desktop.

It’s not like the regular numbers behave themselves. Have you ever heard a coherent, non-self referential definition of the number 3?

If you pay attention, there are only three humans in this picture, each duplicated. We know AI is fascist because it failed art school.

Also air traffic control and commercial aviation radio communication are in English, worldwide.

only responds to their investors…

Did you know this is legally enforceable? The shareholders can sue a publicly company if it doesn’t prioritize ‘shareholder value’. For example a company that cut profit instead of doing layoffs.

It’s not spoiled leadership, but a rotten ecosystem that breeds amphibian avarice as the dominant culture.

FF with Ublock should block Youtube out of the box. Have you messed with the block-lists or other configuration?

I have a very pragmatic view on music

You’re quite self aware in your assessment, you just don’t realize that being “pragmatic” about music is like being “efficient” about sex; you’re doing it wrong.

Homer is obviously white in terms of culture

You understand that race and skin color are not the same thing, which makes the rest of your argument confusing. If we are to understand that yellow is just a proxy for white, then making it the standard and default is preserving the essence of whiteness while flatting and erasing everything else.

Race isn’t real. Neither are religion, human rights, boarders, sovereignty, language, the law, and money. Just because something isn’t real doesn’t make it powerless or irrelevant. Only people with yellow privilege get to ignore race.

I will not pay more than $30 for a game. That means I wait for AAA games, usually about 5 years. By then they’ll be optimized, patched, and all the DLC will be included.

We are all ignorant, stupid.

Inflation so high, my phone number went up 20%

I’m convinced that grammar/ spelling people think God is an English teacher and his cock is a huge red pen. Grading other peoples work makes them feel power and proximity to the divine.