I was down on my luck

At the end of the day

I watched your wheels roll away

My cybertrick

People don’t want to twerk anymore!

That’s okay

Maybe they did it all for the nookie

If he was killed, shouldn’t it say “who WAS also a lion”? Instead of “who IS also a lion”

Stop! Wheat was never meant to be turned into bread. No good use for bread has been found.

Boing boing boom

They forget that the Earth is spinning east to west so the planes don’t really need to go anywhere, they just need to hover and wait for the Earth to spin enough.

128kbps mp3s are terrible

Who are you?

I’m batmouth

Good one

Cry harder

What made you prefer a hammock over a mattress?

My uninformed guess is that even if you edit chromosomes it won’t change someone. Like if you edit someone’s DNA to give them DNA that makes blue eyes, their eyes won’t turn blue. I think they are just like turn signals that direct growth of a being during development.

T00 many shitposters in here

I like to knock on the dividers and say “Don’t you just hate these things?”

People don’t want to work anymore, they just want to lay in wooden boxes all day.

Desk pop