Tangential but was at the hospital for an Endo appointment with my son and chuckled in our waiting room “I bet there’s an old white guy in a suit right now going ‘but what if we made these waiting rooms smaller?’”

Note. Room was already small.

A man whispers into another man’s ear, reminiscent of the famous George W Bush image

I am here for the AI transcript of images. What a magical time to be alive.

I now acknowledge that pineapple is the gateway drug to this madness.

Everything will kill you in excess. Live life and don’t be a Debbie Downer.

I mean it sucks and I drink coke (it’s my mix for booze) but it’s a welcome change (price increase). Soda pop should not be drunk as frequently as it is by people and anything to make it less common is a welcome change IMHO. If becoming more cost prohibitive to people makes them drink it less that’s not a bad thing

Now the challenge becomes, because America is becoming a 3rd world shithole it’s possible that coke is the only safe drink because thanks to the EPA being gutted over decades water isn’t safe in many areas due to contamination. That’s not cool.

Perl and regex are modern day black magic

You’re that afraid of the code you wrote 10 years ago too eh? 🤣

They’re all the same. All companies are the goddamn same…

LOL I mean I can probably say the same thing and I gotta tell you. It’s amazing the people out there that want to:

1. Control the narrative of the data
2. Suppress the data

I’ll use just a simple example of tracking incidents in your organization. It’s so polarizing like people how do you expect to improve if you can’t acknowledge your faults?

Extrapolate that to the current political climate.

I work for a crown corp in Canada we have, off the top of my head, about 800 MSSQL, Oracle, MySQL/MariaDB, Postgres databases across the org (I manage our CMDB). Musk is a retard. The world runs on SQL.

He wouldn’t know this though because he’s a techbro that builds apps with MongoDB b cause he doesn’t understand what normalizing data is and why SQL is the best option for 99.9999999% of applications.

Fucking idiots.

Same for me with the Samsung Note. It’s just a great size but can’t bring myself to use it and screw apple and their technology design for idiots.

I have big hands and long fingers. I’m still waiting for phones to get big enough for me lol

Lol I had one of these from a wrong number. I ended up pissing them off and they stopped talking to me because before they could even get into the scam I had a long winded rant with them about crypto being monstrously useless and I’d never in a million years invest in magic beans.

On I get that. Are ppl that dumb?

What I dont understand is what is the purpose?

I revel in being the 60 year old asshole. 13 more years!

Shhh that’s not important now. My goal is to outlive all of you, that’s my solace.

See what I enjoy about this comment is all things considered there’s a high likelihood you will live past the age of 60 at which point I hope younger people then call you a piece of shit on the daily simply because of your age. LOL

Opinions and assholes and all that jazz

I have 2 autistic boys and Ive said this repeatedly to them and shared it here. Autism does not entitle you to be an asshole

Elons parents clearly did not teach him this, or they failed.