American Spirits are the healthy ones

He played it off too. Then he tried to stall T-1000 when he eventually spotted John by saying “hey I think I saw that kid you were looking for.” That’s a homie right there

I don’t know what I expected…

Get crackin!

I suggest trying to hook up with a Russian girl. Hymn To Red October is a banger, and it’s pretty long

Next time ask her to hum the national anthem while she’s doing it. No shame in this game

So a straight bj is 5/10 but a hummer is 10/10? You got a peculiar dick my friend

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Mythbusters should definitely be up there somewhere

I have all those things, including the addiction. Am I a role model?

Being dumb and drunk is not new to humanity