Hmm I wonder why

This is the internet sir! People can have it both ways!

Indeed

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I am! Thank you!

Kudos to everyone who doesn’t notice gender

There is also the thing where the compiler might mistake your c++ style variable declaration for a function, e.g.

String myfunction():

String myvariable();

Heart works in mysterious ways

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