Not a terrible idea but

The problem here is thinking the U.S. government exists to make intelligent decisions that will help us

me to gen Z:

bullshit you dont defrag, you never fucking defragged

I know some of these numbers

“The mine owners did not find the gold asteroid, they did not mine the gold asteroid, they did not mill the gold asteroid, but by some weird alchemy all the gold from the asteroid belonged to them!”

Bill Haywood