More like “what didn’t we do?”

Am I right?

“Wait a minute, are you trying to tell me that the person who’s been going robbin people while wearing a hood is also called Robin Hood and that a real name of a real person and not just British people taking piss?”

*Click clack

You’ve been very naughty this year haven’t you, Brian?

Never before, in human history, has such ruthlessness been so wholesome.

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The insatiable greed of the ultra-wealthy has dictated that I spend most of my adult life toiling away for their gain which means I no longer have time for things like socialising, after using what little free time I have for life admin.

No, actaully, its really good and I love it. Its my favourite!

I hope you’re not trying to refer to the one that’s 200 miles from Argentina because that would be hilarious.

Why does the proletariat, the largest class, not simply eat the bougouise?

100% and you probably know this, so I’m just addin: think of infinity as a sequence of infinite numbers. The number of all the even numbers, that stretch off into infinity, are also infinite. However, that infinite number isn’t as big as regular infinity.

You can have different sizes of infinity because when things get that big, the rules change. Its almost like infinity / 2 = smaller infinity.

I’m going for a piss

Oh yeah, want some help with that?

Ricky’s no longer allowed within a mile of any school or within 1500 yards of pluto.

That whole meme was made because “cheese pervert.”

All must be sacrificed for glorious labour, blessed be its name, holiest of holies.

Unfortunately, I can’t read the language it was written in and I can only go with the people we knew and met who could.

No, they mean deathtrap Americans. I think they’re like Irish Americans or African Americans but I’m not too sure where deathtrap is.

I knew a guy who had “bad to the bone” written on his neck in Chinese. The problem is, the phrase doesn’t translate at all.

So, his tattoo read as “my bones are bad”

Tbf, he was a clown and had something like that coming.

Right? People saying things should be improved and we should do better are all mad

Mad I tell you

Mad!

Until then, you know, you just have to be true to yourself because, if you’re not being true to yourself, you’ll be living a lie.

In the end you’ve just got to remember that it is what is and you’ve got to what you’ve got to do. You gotta do your thing you, know?

So just be you but a you that’s true to yourself while going with the flow and bossing it your way, all the way.

Most of all, be lucky.

Okay and what if I, believe it or not, actually already knew that they dont pay customers to scan things and wasn’t on Walmart side?

Instead, try saying “well, then they don’t pay you enough to scan everything now do they?”