purplexed

Pam pam param boyos!

That just turns you more Canadian

I’m such a fan of gyatt, it’s just so damn fun to say.

I think that’s the bit from 2 Kings

He cheves man, he cheves.

The crying comment comes off as more of a dick thing to say, but the skill issue bit is pretty funny.

Sounds like success to me. Any engagement is better than none

Real talk here bro, stop worrying about making yourself “perfect” for someone, or rather anyone, else. Stop trying to make yourself what you idolize, or what you perceive to be idolized.

You are you, you are a person. Take care of yourself first. You need to change your mentality and realize that you do have redeeming qualities. You need to focus on those.

Learn to love yourself first, trust me on this one.

I think you were both making jokes

Is that why I wasn’t let into Wayland? It all makes sense now

I like how you skipped the preludes and just call them the hell desk. I am 100% sure that isn’t a typo and I’m never going to check to see if you edit it just in case.

The vomit flavor

On average, I think it balances out

Sleep disorders, checking in!

I think you’ll find there some other downsides too

It’s pronounced 'Murica🦅🦅🦅🎆🎆🎆

Can confirm, am that guy.

Only if possessed

Now you must learn the Midwest goodbye and make us proud