One year I was unable to find a textbook to pirate online so I bought a used copy, set up a camera on a tripod, photographed every page and returned it the next day.

Sounds like too much work but the book was worth more than my time to do it.

Go for it.

Now tell me why you’re on this list?

bitch

These are the types of intrusive thoughts that plague me.

TrueOffMyChest: I lost my Tamagotchi two decades ago and this is the first time I’ve ever told anyone about it 😭

I find the hardest part about eating vegetables is getting around the wheelchair.

I do bite my thumb, sir.

It’s be hard to fight what you can’t see.

Not bad for a passive income.

I like turtles.

They could just self identify as attack helicopters. Republicans have already been doing this for years.

Homeless people starve to death everyday.

I WILL DIRECT THIS PERSONALLY

Honestly surprised I didn’t see more Portal quotes earlier today!

I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

It would take way more than two bald eagle heads to equal a cup, smh.

I would become a train driver myself. Same track but a better view.

Skibidi.

Installing a fence isn’t that difficult and you can probably rent a lot of the tools you need from somewhere like Home Depot.