I wanted to see my recommendations :{

Not rooted, or flashing a custom ROM, so I can’t delete the play store.

Also, my bank app wasn’t installing properly from Aurora. I don’t remember what the exact issue was, but it was too much of a hassle to figure out (or change banks)

But that second profile idea is smart

I should have done that

organic recommendations:

apps for which I already have F-Droid equivalents installed

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Fortunately, I don’t think there’s a fraction of that specific kind of tension.

My guess is 40-50 years from now, people will probably just call it Gqeberha or some other more catchy nickname.

Come to think of it, I don’t hear about it as often as I probably should.

Government officials, the news and people in other professional contexts call it Gqeberha, frequently struggling with the click sound, even when a “k” sound will suffice.

Otherwise, I still hear people call it “P.E.”

“Port Elizabeth” was still kind of a mouthful

People I meet from the Eastern Cape just say they’re from “the Eastern Cape”, because unfortunately most people don’t know where Nxuba or Makhanda is.

Hell, a lot of people think Gqeberha/P.E. is the capital city of the Eastern Cape. (Bhisho is the capital)

Seeing Cape Town Stadium get renamed to DHL Stadium pissed me off so hard

This might sound silly, but going to that stadium, I felt an indescribable sense of community with everyone who showed up to support whatever artist/band/sports team was there . So many people, with a shared interest, in one place.

Since I live further out of Cape Town, I rarely get to experience that.

That piss yellow logo DHL logo everywhere ruined the experience so fucking much.

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Depending on how serious you are:

Choose weed instead

Or the crisis line. You probably already know where to find it. Help is available. You do not have to suffer alone. I love you homie.

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man, imagine getting blackout the first time and it ends up in the NYT

so fucked up what they did to this homie

News crew pronounced it that way on purpose with a straight face.

Pure dedication. How many takes did they need for that?

You’re not wrong, although I feel like the implication in this context was slightly more antagonistic.

i.e. “It’s only a matter of time before she leaves your sorry ass”

He’s not accusing televangelist fraudsters, war criminals, or deceptive, charismatic, powerful world leaders that threaten religious freedom.

Isn’t that him and his entire social circle?

if you asked a random person off the street:

hi which one of these people do you think is most likely the Antichrist:

1. Greta Thunberg (Climate Activist)
2. Eliezer Yudkowsky (AI researcher)
3. Peter Thiel (Chairman of Palantir)

I’m going to guess most people will pick option 3.

I didn’t even know who Eliezer was, I just skimmed his Wikipedia page.

I’m an atheist, but hearing about a billionaire defense contractor who goes on rants about the antichrist makes me think “hmm maybe this dude is the Antichrist”.

It just reminds me too much of those super anti-paedophilia guys who make anti-paedophilia their entire personality and then turn out to have terabytes of CSAM on their laptop.

I had a colleague from overseas looking to visit Soweto

I said something to the effect of “Brother why would you do that, don’t you have a family?”

But apparently there are legitimate tour programmes that go in there now. Super safe for visitors. I had no clue.

I mean, you still basically get robbed by the tour company, but if you’re used to dollars or euros, you probably won’t even notice.

I like this one because you can append prefixes and suffixes to it

Fat ass in the tall grass

Asshole in the grasshole

etc.

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you make a good point

where do I sign

I have a really bad credit score

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1995

idk I’m not sure

tbf I took a quick glance through some other years and they all had major tragedies

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Or in a more immature reading, cialis

imagine if by dumb luck, since the re-releases are so violently frequent, both games converge into a state where the mods are compatible with each other

Or the games just straight up bleed into one another

Preston Garvey shows up at the throat of the world to mark another settlement on your map

Feral ghouls no longer groan but instead start talking about their cousins taking arrows in the sweetroll

Ive watched better call Saul and breaking bad, so I bet I can translate this:

The masculine grandma robbed the sex couch