toomanypancakes

I think it’s mostly that I use “good morning” as a greeting regardless of time of day

Hey, that’s okay! You’re totally allowed to be wrong.

Which one were you thinking, lefty, righty, or middle?

There’s not generally a bounty of desirable dick in the psych ward, trust me

This is totally different than what my doctor gave me for energy, I gotta check with him. How are the side effects?