I don’t want to be celebrated, so it’s up to other folks if they want to celebrate my birthday. I’m certainly not going to remind them.

I went dirt bike riding with my dad and my brother. My brother hadn’t ridden in a while, so dad started to go over the basics with him. He had other ideas however.

“I know what I’m doing”, my brother complained, interrupting the explanation. He then proceeded to start the bike, rev the handle all the way, and dump the clutch. He popped a wheelie and got maybe five feet before he fell over. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

Touched an arm to the air fryer basket accidentally, now I’ve got a lovely horizontal scar on the side of my wrist

Lmao this is depressingly perfect

I’ve thought about it, but I’m willing to bet that the demand for a thirty something tran is pretty low

There is zero chance anyone who followed through on that would be able to collect a bounty.

Oh I’ve been looking for a local Die Mart, wonderful

I’d recommend don’t make waves. Getting mad at this person won’t make the situation any better, but it will make you look like more of a problem to management. They tend to remember who problems are when it comes time to fire people.

Sage advice I got from my dad: being kind to others greases the wheels of diplomacy, and it doesn’t make them a bit more bulletproof.

With those four cards you can turn 1 kill. Magic typically starts with each player at 20 life. Black lotus adds three green mana. Channel costs two, but lets you pay one life to add one generic mana as many times as you want. Mox ruby pays for the red in fireball. Pay 19 life for 19 mana, with the last green you have 20 extra mana to invest into fireball, dealing 20 damage to your opponent and ending the game.

I’d rank French toast below a good waffle, but I would still not pass it up

Just be sure to remind him at every opportunity that he voted for things to be more expensive.

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Just leave! Hit da bricks! Who cares what you need to leave behind, emigrating is super easy anyway. Just decide to go, every country in the world would love to have another American within their borders.

Oh no, of course he can’t. There’s decorum and precedent to consider! Best to give him free reign to do whatever the fuck he wants without fear of consequence or repercussion.

If I impress people enough they might be willing to give me the D

Animal rights

Been replaying re4, stuck at the fight against ramon. Also playing lots of Hades 2, I’m up to six fear now.

That’s frickin adorable and I love it

It was a beanie and also quite some time ago. I don’t really like to wear hats.