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And it’s a song where you bought a 18-pack of Lapin Kulta, and now you sit in a sauna with her hiding a boner, and she only looks at Jussi because he won the chainsaw competition last year, right?

In his old lady, of course!

An obvious soundtrack candidate
https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY

The "Thank you management should be read with the intonation of “THANKS OBAMA!”

They just couldn’t write that: “Dis birch go BRRRRahhh!”, that would repel the target audience.

As Nikita Grigorev, I was given an allcaps username made out of first two letters of my name and two letters of surname. I complained, but I was told that the process is a process. They changed for the ANAL guy before, but not for me. So I was called basically a slur for two years

Oh, come on! By coincidence, just today my comment about “All Hitman games have Silent Assassin ways to finish missions” was met with a “Not the first one!”. I love old stuff, too, okay? But maybe make some cutoff?

Also, bad technique - during a proper svavsquat, both heels should touch the ground.

Be careful though, you can accidentially multi-class to Drunkard, and they have CHA -6 even for goblin interactions

Just go to a bar and get really drunk. There is a non-zero chance that you wake near a goblin-girl.

Sounds like a real advice for Dwarf Fortress player

Submarine, but you can call me Mary

Yeah, my grandpa also made me shitpost for money. He was taking everything I earned! Two weeks later he died of starvation and I broke free. I’m selling movie rights for the story now.

• Good Jesus, I love you, pretty please!
• Ok, I smite one person, just one. Not like the other week! Name?

Yes, i meant real world, and the real world IS boring. You wanted to kick around, but instead you’re just held, and then they can do anything to you, in a really “unbalanced” manner

Then “Batman: The Archam asylum” and other similar games could be good for you: you drop in the middle of a group, and distribute it evenly around adjacent walls

then you pull them one by one. Imagine that situation in real life - there are 5 thugs sipping beer from 40 oz bottles standing in a circle. You pull them one by one by standing 5,99 m from one of them, to make him aggro. His eyes turn red, he walks in your direction, and the others are like:
-where did Mike go?

• I don’t know, but his forehead vein was dilated! He is so jumpy recently, I think he needs therapy
  (you repeat that three more times)

Nope. Ok, a "protagonist might connect one hit, knocking out one attacker. Then, half a second later, six bodies (including the kbocked down person, pile up on the protagonist. Yes, they don’t use any special moves, they just get on top. That’s it.

Shitpost is one of the best Sublemmys (is it sublemmys? I don’t know how to call 'em) there, Itcs not a niche place for shitposting, but more of a balanced standalone community!

18/43 gud, can confirn. one of the best experiences ever