Ok. Guys. You know, it’s tempting to lie about thinga like that. But this is for real. I was listening Aesop Rock on Friday, so I opened my Spotify to:
None shall pass in my ass.
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Prehistoric had something on the left
That is a big-ass cigarette!
10·19 days agoChristopher Walken?
And it’s a song where you bought a 18-pack of Lapin Kulta, and now you sit in a sauna with her hiding a boner, and she only looks at Jussi because he won the chainsaw competition last year, right?
In his old lady, of course!
71·1 month agoAn obvious soundtrack candidate
https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY
The "Thank you management should be read with the intonation of “THANKS OBAMA!”
They just couldn’t write that: “Dis birch go BRRRRahhh!”, that would repel the target audience.
As Nikita Grigorev, I was given an allcaps username made out of first two letters of my name and two letters of surname. I complained, but I was told that the process is a process. They changed for the ANAL guy before, but not for me. So I was called basically a slur for two years
Oh, come on! By coincidence, just today my comment about “All Hitman games have Silent Assassin ways to finish missions” was met with a “Not the first one!”. I love old stuff, too, okay? But maybe make some cutoff?
Also, bad technique - during a proper svavsquat, both heels should touch the ground.
Be careful though, you can accidentially multi-class to Drunkard, and they have CHA -6 even for goblin interactions
Just go to a bar and get really drunk. There is a non-zero chance that you wake near a goblin-girl.
Sounds like a real advice for Dwarf Fortress player
Submarine, but you can call me Mary
Yeah, my grandpa also made me shitpost for money. He was taking everything I earned! Two weeks later he died of starvation and I broke free. I’m selling movie rights for the story now.
- Good Jesus, I love you, pretty please!
- Ok, I smite one person, just one. Not like the other week! Name?
Yes, i meant real world, and the real world IS boring. You wanted to kick around, but instead you’re just held, and then they can do anything to you, in a really “unbalanced” manner
The ultimate Helicopter Dick.