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That is a big-ass cigarette!

Christopher Walken?

And it’s a song where you bought a 18-pack of Lapin Kulta, and now you sit in a sauna with her hiding a boner, and she only looks at Jussi because he won the chainsaw competition last year, right?

In his old lady, of course!

An obvious soundtrack candidate
https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY

The "Thank you management should be read with the intonation of “THANKS OBAMA!”

They just couldn’t write that: “Dis birch go BRRRRahhh!”, that would repel the target audience.

As Nikita Grigorev, I was given an allcaps username made out of first two letters of my name and two letters of surname. I complained, but I was told that the process is a process. They changed for the ANAL guy before, but not for me. So I was called basically a slur for two years

Oh, come on! By coincidence, just today my comment about “All Hitman games have Silent Assassin ways to finish missions” was met with a “Not the first one!”. I love old stuff, too, okay? But maybe make some cutoff?

Also, bad technique - during a proper svavsquat, both heels should touch the ground.

Be careful though, you can accidentially multi-class to Drunkard, and they have CHA -6 even for goblin interactions

Just go to a bar and get really drunk. There is a non-zero chance that you wake near a goblin-girl.

Sounds like a real advice for Dwarf Fortress player

Submarine, but you can call me Mary

Yeah, my grandpa also made me shitpost for money. He was taking everything I earned! Two weeks later he died of starvation and I broke free. I’m selling movie rights for the story now.

• Good Jesus, I love you, pretty please!
• Ok, I smite one person, just one. Not like the other week! Name?

Yes, i meant real world, and the real world IS boring. You wanted to kick around, but instead you’re just held, and then they can do anything to you, in a really “unbalanced” manner

Then “Batman: The Archam asylum” and other similar games could be good for you: you drop in the middle of a group, and distribute it evenly around adjacent walls

then you pull them one by one. Imagine that situation in real life - there are 5 thugs sipping beer from 40 oz bottles standing in a circle. You pull them one by one by standing 5,99 m from one of them, to make him aggro. His eyes turn red, he walks in your direction, and the others are like:
-where did Mike go?

• I don’t know, but his forehead vein was dilated! He is so jumpy recently, I think he needs therapy
  (you repeat that three more times)

Nope. Ok, a "protagonist might connect one hit, knocking out one attacker. Then, half a second later, six bodies (including the kbocked down person, pile up on the protagonist. Yes, they don’t use any special moves, they just get on top. That’s it.