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• Wow, what’s that moldy in the corner?
• It’s not even cheese, sir, we didn’t clean the stall good enough
• Can I still have 500g, please?

We just bought a lavalamp. An oldschool-looking one, like at the op’s picture.It’s a great investment.
As one of the main points, you have a measurable answer on a question “is this movie interesting?”: the lamp stands near the tv, so if you fing yourself watching the lamp, not the movie, tou know the answer.
The ultimate “better than Twilight” indicator!

Insurance: exists for the case something bad happens.
Insurance companies: “Something bad happened, we can’t do anything!”

Hint: some things are intended to have ice on them. This is a kick-ass slide!

Could it be “over another person”? Asshollery is kinda universal

Hereby I name you “The Vessel”

it’s like 1,5 of a usual one

we had a nightly Friday bike rides in my city, think making a 60 km circle with multiple stops from 00 to 9 a.m.
I usually took 2-3 king-size snickers with me, because it’s a sourse of carbs that doesn’t take a lot of space and doesn’t cost much (I’m looking at you, “fitness” bars)

I made a mistake once, and bought a textured linoleum with stones like that. It looked nice and natural, until I understood that if you drop something, or there’s a puddle of oil or other stuff, it’s super hard to notice that, so you eventually step on it

You don’t get it - it’s the UN Ritual Mug, everyone has to take a sip and say some nonsense, it holds the society together!

Why did they die of ebola after marriage?

They also appear on some streets ahead - they are usually avoidable if you look at minimap all the time, but it’s definitely not “just behind”

I just finished four endings and am now grinding side missions. Through oner 90h of great gameplay, I had like 5 bugs (1 crash, 1 person walking on air, 1 body that rolled away like a car, 1 car stuck spinning wheels on a flat surface, 15 cases of “summoning” a car to see it dropping upside down 30 meters away)
I’ve seen worse in terms of bugs, and it’s an interesting game with tons of content and different ways to build your character.

I like that this man stretches the balls first, and then makes a transaction with a bartender.

If you’re a usual person, then “boo-hoo, people are so scared to be blocked by you”.
If you’re a moderator or something, you’re evil and unfit the position.

He’s just not banging her good enough

It’s Homer Simpson! 89,4%

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Oh, yes, absolutely, I was just writing from memory

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Disco Elysium
Don’t Starve
Dirt
Dishonored
Deus ex
Darkest Dungeon
Deadbolt
Dungeon of endless
Dwarf Fortress
Dying Light

A well-rounded list with some great time-sinkers in it!