I have befriended enough women (and had and honest mother), to know this is a nightmare.

Wrong.

The joke still lands, though!

Poor kid. When your own mom calls you sweaty, you don’t have a chance.

…with the rock.

You should totally ask a man about their salary. Loudly and in front of many people.

If it’s anything like my feline, it is not appreciative.

Remember to don’t sweat the petty stuff and don’t pet the sweaty stuff.

Happy cake day.