+1 me too…

Just don’t try speedy walking in corduroy, you’ll likely start a fire.

Is 100+ years not antique?

I’m sure UK primarily exported the religious nut jubs to the US and the crims to the antipodes.

Not saying there isn’t overlap between the two groups though…

What about an induction hob?

Haha, just have your kids later in life then you don’t have to see them grow old.

I’m from the 60’s and my eldest just turned twenty.

Less funny

A substance farmer?

Like someone who grows weed?