I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I think people did worse than just fart in them.

Arguably “How long are your guts?” is quite a good, if not very forward, pickup line.

Is it too much to hope it’s for Trump himself?

Now that’s method acting. Take note Edward Norton.

I don’t get it. Is it saying that when you’re single you have time to tweak and fiddle your desktop, when you’re in a relationship, you don’t and just use the default?

It’s definitely a froth-worthy game. But I played it way back when it came out in 2002. I think nostalgia plays a big role in my enjoyment of it.

Same low pric… (the end of that line always seems cut off to me).

I will be the first to admit that I am a dumb dumb.

I had to read this headline once. Then twice. Then a third time, really slowly, to actually parse its meaning. After doing that, I was fed up with the article already so didn’t read it.

Literally the only way to do this is fire the first 3 or 4 levels of upper management.

I looked at the repo but I still don’t know what this is. Is it a game? Is it something else?

I’m glad he’s O_.

Life.