or attempts at water proofing… I didn’t say it worked I said attempts were attempted.

GOOD GOOOD!

Isn’t someone in China trying to do flying taxis. No idea about plausibility I just read things on the interweeb.

To be honest they wish they didn’t…

That made me chuckle.

Have dumb washer and dryer. I set an alarm for an hour. It won’t hurt your clothes sitting for a second.

I tell everybody that I’m going to be celebrating Charlie Kirk day with a shot…

Who keeps spunking in the sink you gross fucks?

I really like the foreign exchange students who have no idea on what supposed to be a local social Norm…

Like you’re not supposed to attempt to try and flush an entire rotisserie chicken carcass. Yes I said flush. As in toilet.

It doesn’t elongate the neck it actually shoves the shoulders and collarbone down. That’s why they look a little like a wide based palm tree. The clavicle and scapula stay In place by the first rib but along the spine.

Fastest way to save a PDF in windows is to tell it you want to print it.

Its rough on rats in my ass.

job security… hows the health plan?

That’s a x200 lenovo thinkpad.

Or Misery… I mean Missouri.

How much dye?

Open one for it. They smell the sweet delicious insides but can’t smell the skin

That our I’ve been up to nothing I’m willing to talk about or admit…

Tire stack… Start growing in a tire or right on the ground. As soon as it’s taller than the next available tire take that tire place it on the stack and bury the plant until there’s just a couple of leaves above ground. Everything you buried be gentle will root out and become space for more spuds. When it grows up taller than another tire rinse and repeat until you have a stack of tires when you’re ready to harvest just start knocking the tires over one by one. Works well to line them with plastic as well if you can

Ok Hillary sit the fuck down.

that car is amazing though tbh.