“God help us all. Dentists on trampolines.”

Yeah, it’s like 1 good item + 2 bullshit items and a drink for $9 in the deluxe box.

“You’re not a human ‘til you’re in my phone book.”

—Bill Hicks

The JOI you must have felt

The way I spit out my drink

Giving me a paragraph where Tom Cruise grows increasingly frustrated during his juggalo-themed commercial for shrimp fried rice.

I bet you like the St. Anger snare too, you absolute madman. Points for being unpopular.

Take me down to cavity city

Where the gum holes stink

And nerve endings are wriggly

Mittens are silencers.

I can only imagine if there’s nothing to do but build barns and agriculture, you’d be damn good at both.

Ok, so in all seriousness, he doesn’t “debate” in the classical sense of two parties entering a forum with good intentions and open minds. Kirk’s brand of “debate” was getting selectively edited viral clips of flustered college students who couldn’t come up with a coherent response to the bullshit he spat out. He never changed his mind (and would never) because that would make him look weak, and that’s not what his brand of “debate” is about — it’s about winning at any cost and making people look dumb for the views.

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Gum control

Big Black’s Pig Pile absolutely slaps as a live album over the studio versions.

“We’re all alone on our phones taking dumps… they should call it “anti-social media!”

In the background, Larry David smiles and nods, knowing Jerry Seinfeld is oblivious to the entire show just being a burn on how shitty his comedy actually is

Releasing a couple banger albums and dying on a cross of your own self-destruction by age 33?

Spagoots

You could be a boomer and just mash that gas station USB-C cable into the micro USB port anyway. “They just don’t make these new cables work like they used to.”

It feels like the floor is lifted, honestly. The low isn’t as low, and there’s maybe some more energy to do basic tasks. That’s the level of incremental progress I look for. It takes forever, and is super frustrating, but patience over a couple months is key, and always remember the side effects come first. Look for some kind of incremental change at least 4-6 weeks later. Don’t be afraid to advocate for yourself either — if your provider (hopefully a psychiatrist and not a PCP) isn’t listening to your concerns, find one who will. Best wishes to you, and I hope something clicks soon.

Second 8bitdo, their stuff has been great for me