I threw up every morning from anxiety.

The flamingo speaks

That’s a noshitpost. It’s so binding it’ll stick to the ceiling.

You’re thinking of Tylenol. Ibuprofen will wreak hell on the kidneys and stomach.

They blue themselves?

I think this one works just as well despite being 3 years old.

Hop in bestie, we’re going to Claire’s uwu

Nothing against the overseas sellers on their products (frequently excellent), but this is a common webpage design, and it bums me out when good products are otherwise available beneath the sludge. Looking at you, Wurkkos.

Or when you got wicked GERD but those fajitas come out sizzlin

It’s a UK thing, kinda like mayo but instead of oil-based it’s vinegar-based and with some mustard in it. Used in effectively the same way. I’ve only had it a few times but it reminded me more of Miracle Whip.

Kewpie mayo might change your mind. But maybe not. What’s your take on salad cream?

I just want to lick a couple more Switch cartridges fresh out the box. Is that too much to ask?

Splunge.

Been waiting for this one all day.

Get to shuckin’

“So I just…cut them up like regular chickens?”

Guardrails off. Orbital strike ready.

Hey, that’s the live Velvet Underground album!