Nah, they decided to buy a more affordable car with only a 3-star crash rating because they decided to get stressed about their only financing option being complete dogshit because of a wrecked economy, because they decided to have a job that required going into the office.

Double the service? No. Maybe consider it “budget airline plus.” The measurements of the seat and getting a little screen/refreshments will be the real difference.

The gator I had was fried and it was like darker-than-dark-meat chicken.

Quail is pretty good.

Looney tunes factory music playing all the way

“I know what I got”

I am in the same boat. Currently forcing myself to get into D&D even though I’m completely shit at math, creative writing, art, and am not fantasy genre savvy. I want to create a homebrew game for my spouse that they’ll (hopefully) enjoy. It’s been really challenging so far but also a lot of fun.

I want my preamp back too, goddammit. Take my rage vote for doing this right.

Surely it could be stuffed into the cavity of yet another larger and equally bizarre choice of thing.

Bulldoze the community garden and replace it with glass

This is my sermon

The Apple Store will use Lyft for same-day. I had a laptop charger die on me and wasn’t in any position to drive out for a new one. It was sketchy to say the least.

An em dash — when used properly — is perfectly fine, but a little academic. iOS will do one automatically with two hyphens and a space.

I loved them back when they were popular in the mid-late 2010s. Why? Confused people at the urinals.

If someone uses that occasion to turn to you and ask if you’re ever going to have a kid, just respond with “not unless I’ve got ovaries on my tonsils!” And then somehow that’s a visit with HR.

Noise canceling headphones. Yes, they exist for under $100, maybe not the best, but they’re a godsend.

Nah, there’s plenty of Linux and Star Trek

If you got a free hand, it’s for the homies

Please, Mr. Music, will you play?

“Have you installed Arch yet?”

Corporate Memphis, and I’ll get ahead of the curve, whatever its successor is. Probably some kind of AI-chic.