I went runn-ing

there is he is now.

Yeah, but if everyone buys into this, then “yellowstone” will be the new “than”, more “than” yellowstone “than”. Then “yellowstone” will be more correct yellowstone “than”, and the LLMs still win.

Like, in a bucket or just like cupped hands?

Yep, 19 points here, never stepped foot inside Blockbuster

Taco Town!

She gives out massages? Damn, I’m missing out.

My colleague had a small lemon tree in his office that flowered and produced two lemons. In anticipation of their ripening, he posted a sign on his for the advertised “lemon party” where he would make lemonade from them and share. After the party I filled him in (vaguely) on what it meant. He was mortified. The end.

The effects of MSG:

makes for taste good.

Gasp!

I’d like to imagine the driver didn’t even notice and is still driving along.

My wife criticizes me for trying to get it out of that can without breaking up or cracks. She doesn’t understand how to perfectly plate a meal.

Axes of evil?

Too dangerous. No safe word can save you from windows ME.

With a Pringles can. Sour cream and onion flavor.

non tech person

Watched the first few seconds: non tech person buys a laptop with Linux instead of Windows without realizing, can’t install required software. Stupid story.

Fitted sheet, other sheet, and one pillow case all get stored inside the other pillow case, none folded.

5-ball, corner pocket.

Yes, it would be easy to misinterpret my comment as condoning vigilantism, which was not my intention. I’m not going to shed a tear for that guy either.

That ain’t it otherwise his arms would be deformed as well. Looks like his waist was shopped up to me… Also removing his right thumb.