Well, the King’s word is law, and the King rules with an iron hand.

I would like to experience more artistic works, but after two strokes, my right hand is nearly useless.

Miss me with your ableist bullshit.

Maybe they shouldn’t have tried building that line, killing journalists and paying hush money (which worked badly enough that I, a random Cascadian citizen, know about these crimes)?

No!

Donut County was so good, so perfect.

I trust old meat I find lying around. It may be a different color, but it still spends the same.

If a human being tried consent this way, they’d be a sex offender.

Joy, knowledge, self control, and virtue:

He’s got none of them.

The first step is to go to an art supply store and buy a beginner’s brush set, and acrylics or watercolors that give several different hue options between. Take art classes to learn what you’ve got and how to use them, whether that’s at a school, a community class, with friends, or even following along with Bob Ross.

Eventually, you’ll see that your own labor with your two hands is infinitely more impressive and amazing than whatever forgettable drivel you’re trying to squeeze out of technology now.

Those pumpkins need more blood on them.

Put effort in. Poses, lighting, some measure of a narrative. Use a decent camera instead of your phone’s front-facing camera with the flash on.

I think the loudest and longest laugh I ever got was at the very end of Untitled Goose Game. Not gonna spoil it for anyone, but once I figured out the joke that had been stewing for three straight hours, it had me laughing for the rest of the night.

Kaitlin Bennett made this cross-stitch.

Neil Kohney’s always good for a wild ride.

40 here. Your sentiments are my sentiments.

Fuck this place. But also we gotta fix it.

Playing cards. More or less unchanged from 30 years ago. Real nice, games still play the same too.

Oh also my local electric company is still providing well for not too much money.

Aww. <3

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Right? And he keeps on doubling and tripling down, and no one’s making him! He can stop at any time, but he just doesn’t!

I need to make more popcorn.