All square snacks must be flipped into the mouth. Bite edge of snack, flip it (somehow, I got no idea. that’s my mouths job), chew. Repeat.

Eat chips and crackers normally. Square though? Must flip!

Doddering old rapist pedo showing off his merch. How fucking embarrassing is this…

Imagine being Zelenskyy and having to go ask for assistance from THAT while your people are fighting for their lives…

You’ll have to hit up the local glasses stores. Luckily there’s plenty of em.

You’ll be okay, OP. It will be extra shitty though. Imagine running from a horde of cannibalistic raiders and you drop your glasses…

When this asshole finally dies or goes to jail (please), we might as well burn the place down and start over. You ain’t ever getting the stench out the walls…