Awesome, now I can stop messing around with Optiscaler

That’s alright, I want it that way

It’s basically just, he mispronounces “me” as “may” at the end of the chorus, so the meme is “It’s Gonna Be May”

This guy gets it

Who is she?

A - “A move”

Now it’s just Daniel the Human Crusher, off work and hanging with people who both know that he’s a Human Crusher, and are 100% fine with that.

I figured you’d want some fabric in those sensitive areas

This is the most relatable one yet

It’s grey, she just likes the color

Well, maybe once my dreams come true, I can report back to you

Like a mouthful of worn pantyhose that has done an office shift and then inhale through the nose

How’d you find my diary?

Fantastic! I’d been resorting to bloodletting with mine, a pill that reduces the reaction I get from just looking at my Aliexpress LLF™ would be a lifesaver, and reduce the scarring!

I knew I shouldn’t have taken that pill from the sketchy dude with cool glasses!

Username does NOT check out

:q!

Arch users here, just touched grass for the first time. Felt like bloat, had my lawn paved.

*had

This is a toilet for alcoholics, the indent is there to make it more comfortable while you’re vomiting

Nah, it’s the one full of lobsters