supert

Void fits the bill. Debian if you don’t want rolling.

It’s to prevent the dead rising again.

nvidia-settings if you’re using the proprietary driver.

Void, hands down, if you’re halfway experienced. Nix is cool but complicated and quite unlike amy other system.

Except void doesn’t have systemd, if you really need it, but it’s easy to write your own runit routine.

Negative real interest rates.

I also thought of Debian.