I prefer spinach that I’ve sautéed with a bit of garlic and some olive oil.

None of us is as stupid as all of us.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

“And there is only thing we say to Death. Not today Why are you coming after me instead of Curtis?”

Or tell them the way to reset bugs in the game is Alt+F4

Steven Segal

Is this supposed to be another ‘loss’ cartoon? Damn, fell for it again.

Reminds me of the plot line in early seasons of Mad Men where Betty would go to a shrink, then later that night Don would call the doc to see what all Betty said.

The largest age gap I’ve been involved with was about 4 years. I was 31, she was 35, and we lasted about three months. Current partner and I are about 1.5 years apart.

If I were single and interested in dating, I think the lowest age I’d be willing to go is half my age plus 7. Someone at the absolute lowest end of that range would need to check a lot of other boxes for me to be willing. Most I’d be willing to go over my age is about 10 years.

But frankly, if I were single, I’d probably just stop the online dating thing and live my best life on my own, and if I met someone who was interested cool, and if not it ain’t the end of the world.

But I listened to 90 seconds of a podcast from my favorite fitness influencer, so basically I have an MD now, right?

SOH CAH TOA in trigonometry

A vegan crossfit marathoner who uses Arch btw and trades crypto: his head might burst before he figures out which one he wants to talk your ear off about.

I’m guessing entertainers have the same problem pro athletes do: they’re very good at their trade but tend not to have great money management skills.

OSU? I’m assuming it’s Oregon State. Oklahoma State is too flat for that, and Ohio State is too urbanized for that.

Firetruckin

Little bastards are lucky they’re so adorable

Disregard inkjet printers

Acquire laser printer

I’m a simple man: I see a Poorly Drawn Lines comic posted -> I upvote

I like the cowcatcher on the front

My employer has a subscription to LinkedIn Learning, otherwise I would’ve disabled my account.