Stuff like this is why I generally don’t like to be an early adopter

Reddit when they started charging exorbitant prices for API access and killed off the third party app ecosystem.

RIP Apollo

Medieval monks never got intrusive rage bait ads in their scrolls

They care about engagement more than user preferences. They don’t care about content you want to see, they want to show you content that makes it hard for you to tear your eyes away, so they can show you more ads in between engagement bait.

It’s a reference to the artist KAWS, and this specific Mickey Mouse with X instead of each eye, is called Companion.

Link

Postmodern Jukebox (link)

They do covers of popular songs in a wide variety of styles that somehow consistently work just as well as the originals, if not better. Two of my favorites:

• No Diggity - (link)
• Royals - (link)

Frog Leap Studios (link)

They do metal covers of pop music. Doesn’t appear to have been super active recently, but there’s a nice back catalog of tracks to enjoy. Two of my favorites:

• Africa - (link)
• Uptown Funk - (link)

Clarence Carter - Strokin’

I saw a picture of justin bieber and taylor swift where someone did a face swap between them, and they wound up looking like a cute lesbian couple.

Doordash but for cocaine

Hamster hooker

Home: Firefox, plus Opera for specific tasks I don’t want tied to Firefox usage

Work: Firefox, plus Edge for one M365 specific task that simply refuses to cooperate with Firefox

Mobile: Firefox, plus Orion for misc tasks that I’d rather not do with Firefox

Just how high off the ground is that ‘6’ button?

And truck nuts

Truck still needs:

• gigantic lift kit
• absurdly bright aftermarket headlights
• ladder to reach the doors
• cowcatcher on the front to move inconvenient pedestrians out of the way

I’d almost rather use a paper map book than get face slapped by ads in a smartphone navigation app.

The track I’m recommending is the Postmodern Jukebox cover of Blackstreet’s “No Diggity” featuring Ariana Savalas on vocals.

For your requirements

popular song

Yes - the original got a ton of airplay on MTV and radio in the early 90s

from the 80s or 90s

Yes

hard rock or metal version

Nope

female vocalist

Yes

Link:

https://youtu.be/bTfz36WArSU

If Savalas sounds familiar, her dad is the actor Telly Savalas.

Cable porn vs cable gore

I’ve seen a similar cartoon with a cat paw coming through the glory hole and bopping the dude in the face

Van Gogh was a very sunaliveed painter.

I wouldn’t insult anal beads by comparing them to copilot.