Trust fund babies can be so cruel 😢

Anything is an anus if you’re brave enough!

set in a bundt

Are you quite sure that’s the word you want?

I’m sorry someone criticized your fav, comic guy :(

When will “now” be “then?”

I am desperately hoping the people I tell about my ideas will steal them so the project will exist without me having to do anything.

I’ll give you everything I own for this…

(Jokes on you, I don’t own anything)

Well, okay. But you gain 1d4 less determination per round than usual, unless you pass a WIS check.

Thanks, Norm.

“Stripped of all flesh, your bones bleach in the sun. It fills you with determination.”

mage spends an entire long rest memorizing half a dozen spells by heart

mage forgets battle plan instantly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core

I know, and it ruined a perfectly good psychoanalytical term, too.

I told my doctor I didn’t have any energy…

Hey baby, can I interest you an a folie à deux? 😉

There’s more going on here the just the lack of hair. What secrets is he keeping under that shiny dome of his?

We must go deeper.

Maximus Erectus.

“Le Firmware? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?”

Best we can hope for is he self-deports to Cancun again.

Can’t stop won’t stop.