70s alarm clock

Home made matches. Cut a strip of cardboard and dip the end in vasoline …light it. It’s flammable

Go pointer sisters!

I think it depends on what kind of stuff you save

Pssh! The dude that invented the Time Machine using Claude…but is stuck in time loops because of it…isn’t going to take this job anyway

Hey! Where can I get me an abduct-a-fridge? I love lasagna

Wiley coyotes acme shopping list

Just ask it: Listen brother…you going to play nice with my ring?

Wait…don’t you need AOL to even get on the internet?

idk… I guess the guys name could be Al…maybe he should go by Albert from now on so people don’t get confused with AI

Patrick has no fingers…best trigger discipline ever!

Sounds like a tough gig to watch movies you don’t like

Also deploy disco ball from ceiling

30 degrees Fahrenheit is below freezing

Ok! When I run out of tokens…just switch to car dealership chatbots!

He cooks everything with magic mushrooms

Funny how # is used in some programming/scripting languages to ignore stuff…but on twitter to pay attention to stuff