Sheer force of will.

I just wanted to help because the headline really confused me. Then it took on a life of its own.

I mean, you don’t need to know what ESL means for my comment to be helpful. The helpful bit is in the second part without any confusing abbreviations.

For other ESL speakers who had problems parsing this headline, swifts are a type of bird:

I made the mistake to watch Interstellar with my brain switched on because people were hyping the super-accurate science so much. I left so angry because the movie is so fucking dumb. Sure, the black hole was fun. But the 5 seconds it’s on screen is not enough to carry the rest of the stupid as fuck plot.

Ultraviolet Darling

She is apparently called Ultraviolet Darling, if you feel like le France is not that appealing.

She is freshly single now!

The text makes sense, so it’s unlikely that it’s AI.

Gooning:

masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure

Same here. I have used everything on this list at least once.

Boots… boots… shitting up and down again

Sono Pazzi Questi Romani, “People called ‘Romanes’ they go the house”

I remember when r/ProgrammerHumor was full of hilariously bad UX/UI. There were so many amazing entries.

I heard about people using multiple used 3090s in a single motherboard for this. Apparently it delivers a lot of bang for the buck, as compared to a single card with loads of VRAM.

Reagan is responsible for a lot of the shit the world is experiencing right now.

It’s Walter Cronkite reporting on Kennedy’s assassination. I’m not American, but I’ve seen it often enough now to know this.

Challenger and Chernobyl, as they happened within a few months.The shape of the Challenger cloud will be forever seered into my brain. And after Chernobyl we had to seek cover immediately when it started to rain and weren’t allowed to play on grass, I’ll always remember that sense of unease. We also had two young kids from the Ukraine in our home for a while. Thinking back on that I feel so bad for them. They were so far from home and communication only worked through a paper dictionary. They didn’t shower for a while because they were told water was very expensive. Somehow their hovercraft was full of eels.

Quickly looking at your past comments it’s easy to see why nobody likes you.