“This is the problem with you Amerikkkan imperialists, you only care about your own people and don’t give a shit about anyone outside your country”

~(a paraphrase of) an actual reply I got one time when I shared this sentiment

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Just be sure you know the difference between editions. 5e.tools is for the new 5e rules, and 2014.5e.tools is for the real ones

2014.5e.tools for dnd resources

www.cleardarksky.com/csk for deciding whether to go to the observatory this weekend

Gotcha, I misread your comment. I guess if immortality is not optional, I can see the appeal of at least seeing what happens to human who makes it to that unfathomable age

I’ve read enough of Wikipedia’s timeline of the far future to know that I do not want to live forever. Get back in the coke.

Gonna suck when you get sucked into a black hole here in a few trillion years tho

Any clothes that I wear are men’s clothes because I’m a man

Exactly how I felt after buying four mozzarella sticks at QuikTrip earlier. This shit cost me over a dollar per stick. They’re not even big mozz sticks, they’re like 80 calories each

Just a regular platypus.

PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?

Me when I engage in em-dashes, rules of three, and promotional language — it expertly sets off sensitive AI language generation detection methods, cleverly appearing to other users that I’m using a Large Language Model myself.

“Anything goes 18+” doesn’t exclude the possibility of some things going <18. I think the name of this fallacy is like “denying the antecedent” or something nerdy like that

Nobody’s downvoting your for saying 25 and 10 is gross, they’re downvoting you because you’re bringing up irrelevant nonsense. 19 and 15 is weird, but I’d rather see that 19 year old go free than make a 19 year old register as a sex offender because he slept with his 17 year old girlfriend.

The static age gap thing is an issue. 30-20 is way worse than even 55-35, despite that being twice the gap. Half your age plus seven solves that by making the socially acceptable age gap grow with age.

Saltwater tanks are just so much effort. Maybe if she was a freshwater species

Goddamn right I did. There’s two good bots: Grok (when Elon isn’t chewing on the wires in its head like a rat) and Neuro-sama

Reddit as a company is 100% unaffected by this

So happy they got rid of all that ugly greenery and replaced it with a nice lively gray

Don’t complain. You said the options were 100% carnage, or 75% carnage, and because there’s no 0% carnage option, you’re happy letting 100% win. What people are trying to explain to you is that you should reduce harm as much as possible, even if you can’t reduce it entirely.

I am where the smartest bear meets the dumbest tourist