sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]

why wouldn’t this work

because bullets are faster than whatever the fuck speed stickman is achieving
and even bullets are slower than light

In the 2000s everyone watched like 100 different things
Now everyone watches 100000000 different things

there’s no unified culture anymore

karma

India vs Pakistan

not plausible, neither of them are that stupid

Afghanistan vs. Pakistan, or Iran, is infinitely more likely. Pashtun supremacists (yea the Taliban) are actually stupid af

You remember how the Tamil Tigers invaded Sri Lanka? Now imagine if they were doing that but to China. That’s basically what the Taliban is doing right now lol

(just to be clear, Tamils were actually fighting oppression, Pashtuns are not)

btfo’d BY deng

obviously they’d bring their kids along they’ll figure something out, or their kids will kill each other down the line and make a new line of humans

I see your argument a lot from liberals, no offense, and it’s just big cope–the insanely rich are the best equipped to survive cataclysm, and will definitely have advance knowledge of it before it happens (at least past a certain threshold of importance)

Like if you just gave me a goat and a few potatoes I’d survive an apocalypse provided the temps and rainfall weren’t too fucked, and also provided there was noone else around me. That’s why they’re buying up New Zealand, or all this rural land in the middle of nowhere. They will survive.

These scenarios are identical in my opinion. They’ll likely dwindle and die in a short time anyway. The wealthy are not particularly well suited to rebuilding society

No they won’t lol

As for “rebuilding society”, they’d eventually get there after some generations. Nothing humans built or invented was particularly difficult to do, it was inequality/lack of resources/lack of necessity holding people back at every step

whenever I see westoids say to use X amount, I always divide by 4, or 7

I’m going to wake up tomorrow and Elon Musk will still be alive

good night!

You’re pathetic. You want confirmation that everyone else is also to make yourself feel better. It’s typical neoliberal nonsense.

nah they’re right

noone’s minecrafting elon musk

I think users should embrace data harvesting and passively run chatGPT powered bots to generate more mindless data

“we will harvest your DNA and put a literal implant into your brain”

Uptown Funk is already a classic dude

That one Fetty Wap song

Despacito

Satrday Snday

eight equals equals equals equals equals equals equals equals equals capital d tilde tilde

Thou shalt rinse the xylospongium before thoust giveth it to the next user

grape wine sucks

there’s more complexity in Shaoxing cooking wine than grape wine

also the best beer I’ve ever had was some artisanal non-alcoholic one, I’ve been trying to find it for 10 years but never succeeded

something so salty it’s called maldon

this dimension isn’t real

I can see Craig of the Creek being changing for little kids

was the USSR very low on car infrastructure? I honestly don’t know so I’m asking (I know they had great train stations too)