Taiwan.

Shoot him in the leg. He’ll drop his gun. Works every time.

Thirty years. I may have seen it while I was young, but that doesn’t make us both not old.

You’re right. Jesus was a wizard. Now I believe in christ a little bit more, which is still not a lot, but he might be on a quest with a hobbit. I believe that more than I believe that he was the son of a man in the clouds.

I mean, it would change the orbits of other bodies within our solar system, but that’s it.

“Oh fuck!”

You’re just ungrateful.

A true story.

Two points. Wtf would I send a postcard? I also don’t believe I’ve ever sent a fax, though I may have gone to an office supply store to have that done to a business and don’t recall.

No, they didn’t offer to sell more media. They directly asked for free money with a sob story.

I used to have a QA job. Can confirm, this is the soup in my head. That’s why I was good at testing. Also, that’s not your sister. That’s your trans brother, who we also love. See?

No, it was more like “I can benefit while helping someone in a time of need, so why not.” I wouldn’t have purchased had we not been in an unprecedented situation. That’s part of why it felt so shitty when I thought I saw signs of a potential scam.

They sent a set of pics and vids.

I believe trademark would be the proper area for something like this. I don’t believe it would be enforceable, but could be weaponized to bleed someone of money via court. Not a lawyer.

At the start of the pan, someone advertised nude media to make extra cash during the initial lockdown. I sent the $20 or whatever it was. Turned out they wanted to draw more cash and that was only the opener. Felt like a scam and I blocked them. Felt I had been conned. Never knew if that’s true for sure.

Otherwise, only shitty products and services that came from corporations.

No one really knows. When asked to define it, people on the right have no concrete idea. It’s just a word that they use to symbolize everything they don’t like.

Get to a protest.

I love that game. I rediscover it every couple of years and get really into it all over again.

Fuck you, it’s a banana.

Moving to California Bay Area. Decision literally happened in about three hours.