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13 days agoIn the immortal words of George Carlin:
“I’ve never fucked a 10 but I have fucked 5 twos”


In the immortal words of George Carlin:
“I’ve never fucked a 10 but I have fucked 5 twos”


Low 3 digits, lost count years ago.


Washington couldn’t tell a lie
Nixon couldn’t tell the truth
Trump couldn’t tell the difference


The US Government is no longer a trustworthy partner.


Less than a year.
Being single sucks…
All I do, is whatever I want… All the time…


How high are you right meow?


Little Lex Luthor should climb into one of his dick rockets and aim for Venus.


Sounds like a job for mesh networking.
Double blind trials should be called “Trick or Treatment”
That’s pretty lit alright.


Station wagon full of tapes.


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