I used to feel this way but then a friend and I decided to get really stoned and watched one MST3K-style and made crude and snarky comments through most of it and we had fun. It works best if it’s a movie with a recognizable actor, our first one had Tiffany Amber Thiessen, and your friend(s) are quick-witted and have little to no moral compass.

You can’t leave us hanging, what’s 1st place on your list?

A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson and Sailing Alone Around the World by Joshua Slocum

Take my upvote you magnificent bastard.

I poop in metric so this doesn’t apply to me.

I live in Japan and you can flush a pair of work boots down these toilets.

Fandango. 1985 with Kevin Costner and Judd Nelson. It was Costner and Kevin Reynolds’ first project together. It’s not a straight up comedy but it’s a very funny movie IMHO.